Jesus would go on The Bachelor — but he'd obviously only pick the sluttiest, most diseased farting lady in the bunch. Challenges include: washing his feet, carrying his cross, hauling the heavy-ass stone away from his tomb, etc.

Jesus Geek

(was going to add a loljesus image on the computer screen but alas i don't have photoshop at home, imagine a funny one in that spot, maybe i will do it at work haha)

the words say it all

he would bake the world a pie!

As Eminem says, You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow Cuz opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo

(Lauren is the one with the cool bunny ring)

Jesus would have a night on the town.

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(mine's not really funny but it always angered me)

Jesus has nothing for fear from seekrit muslin.